If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Teacher: Use the word harassement in a sentence.
Student: I was in love with Sheneika and her ass meant a lot to me.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

She said she wanted an "open" relationship so I pushed her out an "open" window. Services will be "open" casket followed by an "open" bar.

Women be like 
"I'm a virgin"
Me: "There's no need to lie"
"I swear on my son's life I'm a virgin"
LMAO

I love rumors!! I found out stuff about myself not even I knew.....

Sex is like pizza... When its good, its good. When its bad, its still pretty good.